Hey, CeeseV (re: dec 2000 message), lol, we had a different version (and you thought YOURS was bad!) Tra la la boom de ay, did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday from a boy across the way. He laid me on the couch and all I said was ouch. But boy was he surprised to see my belly rise! Here’s a couple more from Queens, NY: Milk milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. (Point to the appropriate body part for each product.) Oh, I ran around the corner and I ran around the block and I ran right into a pastry shop and I picked up a donut and I wiped off the grease, and I handed the lady a five cent piece. Well, she looked at the nickle and she looked at me, and she said, “hey mister, can’t you pay your fee? There’s a hole in the nickle, there’s a hole right through!” And I said, “What do you know? There’s a hole in the donut too!” A couple of sixties songs: (Sung to the tune of the commercial jingle for the game “Fascination”) Suffocation, suffo-suffo-cation Suffocation the game we love to play. First you take a plastic bag, Then you put in on your head. Go to bed. Wake up dead. Drive your mother Sick in the head Whoa….. Suffocation, suffo-suffo-cation….(song can go on endlessly) All the girls in France do the hula hula dance And the way they shake It’s enough to kill a snake When the snake is dead, We’ll put tulips in his head When the tulips die We’ll put roses in his eye When the roses die It is 1965.