Hey, CeeseV (re: dec 2000 message), lol, we had a different version (and you thought YOURS was bad!)

Tra la la boom de ay,
did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
from a boy across the way.
He laid me on the couch
and all I said was ouch.
But boy was he surprised
to see my belly rise!


Here’s a couple more from Queens, NY:

Milk milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. (Point to the appropriate body part for each product.)

Oh, I ran around the corner and I ran around the block and I ran right into a pastry shop and I picked up a donut and I wiped off the grease, and I handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickle and she looked at me, and she said, “hey mister, can’t you pay your fee? There’s a hole in the nickle, there’s a hole right through!” And I said, “What do you know? There’s a hole in the donut too!”


A couple of sixties songs:
(Sung to the tune of the commercial jingle for the game “Fascination”)
Suffocation, suffo-suffo-cation
Suffocation the game we love to play.
First you take a plastic bag,
Then you put in on your head.
Go to bed.
Wake up dead.
Drive your mother
Sick in the head
Whoa…..
Suffocation, suffo-suffo-cation….(song can go on endlessly)

All the girls in France
do the hula hula dance
And the way they shake
It’s enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead,
We’ll put tulips in his head
When the tulips die
We’ll put roses in his eye
When the roses die
It is 1965.