This is one of those never-ending repeat-every-line songs I learned in Brownies that always made us giggle:

The cutest boy
I ever saw
Was drinking cider
Dear through a straw
Repeat

I asked him if
He’d show me how
to sip some cider
dear through a straw
Repeat

He said of course
he’d show me how
to sip some cider
dear through a staw
Repeat

First cheek to cheek
then jaw to jaw
we’d sip some cider
dear through a straw
Repeat

But now and then
that straw would slip
and we’d sip cider
dear lip to lip
Repeat

That’s how I got
my mother-in-law
and 49 kids
to call me Ma
Repeat

The moral of
this little joke
is don’t sip cider
JUST SIP COKE!