Here’s a good one…
Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-o operator, give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you from behind the frigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it, and cut her little ask me no more questions, and tell me no more lies, Miss Suzy had a boyfiend zipping up his flies are in the kitchen flies are everywhere…
And that’s where I lose it. Can’t remember anymore!!!