Original author: Stephanie G. [e-mail]
Miss Suzy had a steamboat, Miss Suzy had a bell (ding ding), Miss Suzy went to heaven, The steamboat went to .. Hello operator, please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark, Dark, Dark! The dark is like a movie, a movies like a show, a show is like a TV and that is all I know. I know, I know my ma, I know, I know my pa, I know, I know my sister with the 40 acre bra!