Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
Miss Suzy had a bell (ding ding),
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to ..
Hello operator, please give me number 9
and if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your
Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark, Dark, Dark!
The dark is like a movie, a movies like a show,
a show is like a TV and that is all I know.
I know, I know my ma, I know, I know my pa,
I know, I know my sister with the 40 acre bra!