oh wow, these bring back memories. How about: ON top of spaghetti all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and onto the floor and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door. It rolled thru the garden and under a bush and then my poor meatball was nothing but mush!! or: I’m bringing home my baby bumblebee wont my mommy be so proud of me I’m bring home my baby bumblebee Ow, he stung me. I squishing up my baby bumblebee etc etc etc. Heres one sung to a familiar tune: My country tis of thee I went to Germany to see the king. THe king was Donald duck he drove a garbage truck he lived in a haunted house, with a naked mouse!! Oh , I have so many more too. Has anybody ever heard the story of Rikki Tikki Timbo and how he fell in the well. He had a really long name and they called him Rikki Tikki Timbo for short. Does anyone know that? It took me 3 days to learn his name 22 yrs ago and I still remember it, does anyone know what I am talking about????

Romantic Rhyme fun versions of this are welcome! John and Mary sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage then comes Johnny in a baby carriage! how about: Bill & Monica sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes Ken Starr Then comes Hillary Oops! There goes the Presidency!