Here’s one I remember as a kid, that my kids just learned at school. It’s amazing how these things keep going. This was meant to be said by two people, the first one asked the questions, the second one gave the answers.

WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
Mary Jane.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Down the drain.
WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER?
Cucumber.
WHAT DO YOU EAT?
Pig’s feet.
WHAT DO YOU DRINK?
Pink ink.
WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
George Washington’s underwear!

I don’t remember who’s underwear we said, but I don’t think it was George Washington. That’s the way my kids say it though.