Well, nowadays, it seems the best way to throw money out the window via the Internet is to go MULTIMEDIA! What is that, you say? Lots of video clips with a side dish of sound bites with an extra heavy serving of graphics. Download times would be outrageous but that old axiom still applies today, even on the Internet, “good things come to those who wait”. The longer the wait, the more desireable it is to see what the hell you’re actually downloading. You could have thousands of people on your site at any given time trying to download a 5 minute clip of you swinging at a ball with a broom stick. Isn’t that great?! Any communications company or Internet Provider would be an absolute fool not to dive head first into this pool. The losses in the first year alone would be enough to bankrupt small countries (and nowadays, even some larger ones). It’s easier and quicker than getting a loan from a bank nowadays and the best part is – YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY IT BACK! It’s a business loss And A TAX WRITE-OFF! GOD I love this country.
Original author: Anonymous