Turtle master is a playground game when i was a kid, now its become a drinking game for me and my friends… The rules are, the turtle master begins by saying one line and you go around in a cirle repeating the line without messing up, if you mess up you have to drink and start all over again! TURTLE MASTER: one fat hen a couple duck 3 brown bear 4 running hare 5 fat fickle females sitting on a stump 6 simple simones sitting sipping scotch 7 sinbad sailors, sailing, sailing the 7 seas 8 egotistical egglets echoing in egotistical extasy 9 nude nubians nibbling nuts nads and nictoine 10: you’ll never be a turtle master or a turtle masters friend but you’ll always be a turtle master til the mother f-ing end!

try saying i am sofa kingdom fast 3 timez~~

black bugs blood ( say it three times fast)

That red leather, yellow leather one is a lot harder thatn it looks! and the Smart fellow one… that one is hilarious! thanks for the laugh I can share with my 7 year old boy! Sometimes you have to put manners on hold for a little bonding time!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Say it fast: She sells seashells by the seashore. Rubber baby buggy bumpers– this has got to be one of the hardest!