Jeanne, It goes “when susie was a baby, a baby, when susie was a baby, she usedto go like this ‘wah, wah’ when susie was a child, a child, when susie was a child she used to go like this ‘mommy, can I have a cookie?’ when susie was a teenager, a teenager, a teenager, when susie was a teenager, she used to go like this ‘mom,i’m using the phone!’ when susie was a mother, a mother, when susie was a mother, she used to go like this ‘your grounded!’ when susie was a grandma, a grandma, when susie was a grandma, she used to go like this ‘oh my aching back’ when susie was dead, was dead, was dead, when susie was dead, she went like this ‘hi, god’……….that’s what it is now.

Lisa, thanks! That was one of my favorites. Brain’s a little rusty, but I’m going to give it a shot: Going to Kentucky, going to the fair, I met a senorita with flowers in her hair, Oh, shake it baby, shake it; shake it if you can Shake it like a milk shake, then do it once again Oh, rumba to the bottom; rumba to the top Turn around and turn around until you make a STOP! There you go. That was fun.

So far no one’s mentioned the original: Patty cake, patty cake, baker man Bake me a cake as fast as you can, Piece porridge hot, piece porridge cold, Piece porridge in the pot nine days old.