Original author: Alycia [e-mail]
I grew up in Miami in the 80’s. I’m the only person I know who remembers this one: When Susie was a baby, a baby, a baby When Susie was a baby, she used to go like this: [Pretend to suck thumb and say Waa! Waa!] When Susie was a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl When Susie was a schoolgirl, she used to go like this: [???] I can’t remember what she did, but the verses took her through teenager, mother, grandmother, angel, mummy, skeleton, etc. I know the for the “mother” you’d scold your finger at the other girl, and the “skeleton” would place her arms over her chest. Anyone else remember? i know it differently, miss susie was a baby, a baby, a baby, miss susie was a baby, and she went like this wahh, wahh! miss susie was a toddler, a toddler,a toddler, atoddler, miss susie was a toddler, and she went like this mommy,mommy tie my shoe, daddy, daddy 2 + 2 miss susie was a teenager, a teenager, a teenager, miss susie was a teenager, she went like this, oo ah forgot my bra, left it in my boyfriends car, but he don’t care, he don’t care, he forgot his underwear! miss susie was a mother, a mother, a mother, miss susie was a mother, and she went like this, get your hands out of that cookie jar! miss susie was a grandmother, a grandmother, a grandmother, miss susie was a grandmother, and she went like this, are you hungry? want some ice cream? miss susie was dead, was dead., was dead, miss susie was dead, and she went like this, la-dee-da-dee-da, boom crack oww, alllllll miss susie went to heaven, to heaven, to heaven,miss susie went to heaven and she went like this, o wut the f*** is goin on up in here??? miss went to hell, to hell, to hell, miss susie went to hell and she went like this , hey, you, do you smell spmething burning, oh wait, you’re burning ah!!!!!!!! and that’s the end, of miss susie!!!!!!!!