I knew this one a little differently: Miss Suzy had a steam boat, the steamboat had a bell DING DING! Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to… Hell-o operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your… Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass! Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little… Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies! The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their… Flies are in the city, the bees are in the park! Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK ! The dark is like a movie, a movie’s like a show! A show is like a tv set? and that is all I know-know-know! I know the other one about Miss Suzy too, where she goes ooh, aah. At least on version of it. It’s a little raunchy: Miss Suzy was a baby, a baby, a baby, Miss Suzy was a baby,and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (pretend to suck your thumbs, once each word) Miss Suzy was a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl! Miss Suzy was a schoolgirl, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (flip your hair back over your shoulders once each word) Miss Suzy was a teenager, a teenager, a teenager, Miss Suzy was a teenager, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, I lost my bra! I left it in my boyfriend’s car!” Miss Suzy was a teacher, a teacher, a teacher, Miss Suzy was a teacher, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (shake your finger once each word) Miss Suzy was a mother, a mother, a mother, Miss Suzy was a mother, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (rock a pretend baby in your arms) Miss Suzy was a grandmother, a grandmother, a grandmother, Miss Suzy was a grandmother, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (rock in a pretend rocking chair) Miss Suzy went to heaven, to heaven, to heaven, Miss Suzy went to heaven, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (flap your “wings) Miss Suzy went to he-ell, to he-ell, to he-ell, Miss Suzy went to he-ell, and this is what she said! “ooh, aah, ooh aah aah!” (pretend to be poked by a pitchfork at each word)

this was a jump rope game: one, two, three…salami (at salami, the people who where jumping would duck and the people who were turning the rope would lift it up over their heads! Then start over again by bringing the rope down) four, five, six…salami seven, eight, nine…salami ten…salami

Down by the river-side hanky panky, Where the bull-frogs jump from bank to bank said-a ace, Ece, Ice, Oce, Uce, Beetlejuice! I Pledge alligance to the flag Michael Jackson is a fag. Pepsi Cola burnt his butt, now he’s drinking 7up, 7up has no caffiene, now he’s drinking Gas-O-Line! As you can see, I’m in a bit younger generation. The Michael Jackson and BeetleJuice parts are pretty recent.

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!! I’M CRACKING UP LAUGHING THINKING OF DOING THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE!!!!! I MANAGED TO FIND THIS PLACE BECAUSE I’M LOOKING FOR THE LYRICS TO TEACH MY DAUGHTER. YOU’VE ALL BROUGHT ME SOOO MUCH HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW. I’M ACTUALLY PASTING A BUNCH OF THESE TO AN EMAIL AND SENDING THEM OFF TO MY BEST GIRLFRIEND GROWING UP.

Wondering if anyone know the words to this one… I have very little information, but… here is what I have. It had something to do with a sailor, sailing the seven seas… and I think also about a queen who also searched the seven seas. Not a lot, I know… but would love some information if you have any.