OOH AAH
Ooh Aah
I want a piece of pie.
The pie too sweet,
I wanna piece of meat.
The meat too rough,
I wanna ride the bus.
The bus too full,
I wanna ride ah bull.
The bull too black,
I want my money back.

[additional verses]
My money too green,
I want a jelly bean.
jelly bean too white,
Goodnight. Sleep tight.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
If they do get a shoe
and beat them black and blue.

[This version collected from a number of Internet and non-Internet sources. This is posted especially for bordrkween on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 – 12:04 am who said “i dont know the whole thing and its buggin me SOO much”

BTW, bordrkween started her {his?} rhyme:
“abc as easy as 123
my mommy takes care of me
my daddy has funky feet”

[I’ve known that beginning to be used for other handclap rhymes]