3..6…9.. the goose drank whine, mokey chewed tabacco on a sweet potato vine, the vine broke the money got choked, they all went to heaven in a little row boat.

mary had a steam boat, steam boat had a bell, mary went to heaven, the steam boat went to hello operator, give me number 9, if they don’t answer kiss my behind the refrigerator there was a peice of glass, mary slipped down and cut her ask me no questions, tell me no lies, this is the story where mary lives and dies.

and i don’t remember all of this one my dad used to sing it too me…

when i was a little bity boy, my grandma gave me a cute little toy, silver bells hanging on a string, she told me it was my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won’t you play with my ding-a-ling.