We did it as… Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, the bell went to heaven and the steamboat went to hell-o operator, give me number 9 and if the line is busy I will show you my behind the refrigerator there is a piece of glass, and if you step on it I will shove it up your ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, boys are in the bathroom pulling down there flies are in the country, bees are in the field, boy and girls are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark!