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Miss Lucy had a baby.
She named it Tiny Tim.
She put it in the bathtub to see if it could swim.
It drank up all the water.
It ate up all the soap.
It tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn’t go down it’s throat.
Miss Lucy called the doctor.
Miss Lucy called the nurse.
Miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse.
Mumps! said the doctor.
Measles! said the nurse.
Chicken pox! said the lady with the alligator purse.
Get out you crazy doctor.
Get out you crazy nurse.
Get out you crazy lady with the alligator purse.