How about “Gladys”

Gladys, where are you going?
Upstairs, to take a bath.
Gladys, with legs like toothpicks,
and a neck like a giraffe, raff raff raff raff raff raff raff raff
Gladys, climbed in the bathtub,
pulled out the plug,
“oh, my goodness, oh my soul, there goes Gladys, down the hole!”
Glub, glub, glub, and she can’t swim.