I am trying to remember…
I am trying to remember some songs people used to sing in school., mostly sung to other tunes. I could only remember a few. Isn’t it funny how a lot of the games/songs/rhymes are rather, uh, rude/crude? I think these would get you kicked out if you sang em in school now!!
(sung to ‘Joy to the world’)
Joy to the world, the teacher’s dead.
We barbequed her head!
What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes!
And round and round it goes!
And rou-ound! and round, and round it goes!
(Sung to ‘deck the halls’)
Deck the halls with gasoliiine!
fa la la la la, la la la la
Light the match and watch it gleam!
fa la la la la, la la la la
Now the school is burnt to ashes!
fa la la, fa la la, fa la la
Aren’t you glad you played with matches?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.