Anyone remember this?

The creamiest dreamiest ice cream treats are made by Mr. Softee
The creamiest dreamiest ice cream treats are made by Mr. Softee
S-0-F-T-Double E
Mr. Softee

How about:

I love Lucy and she loves me
We’re as happy as two can be
Sometimes we quarrel but then
How we love making up at the end
Lucy kisses like no one can
She’s my Mrs. and I’m her man
And life is heaven you see
Cause I love Lucy yes I love Lucy
And Lucy loves me.

How’s that for obscure?