Here’s more rhyme to tune of ‘Miss Suzy’ verses. I don’t remember singing this particular one, but I know a girl who is singing it today –

My mom gave me a nickel
my dad gave me a dime
my sister gave me a boyfriend
who kissed me all the time
my Mom took back the nickel
my dad took back the dime
my sister took back her boyfriend
and gave me Frankenstien
he made me wash the dishes
he made me scrub the floor
he made me wash his underwear
so I kicked him out the door
he flew all over Londan
he flew all over France
he landed in North America where the naked ladies dance
HULA HULA