Terri (from 8/17/00) Here are all the verses I have for the song “I Wish I Were…”.

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
For I’d slippy and I’d slidy
Over everybody’s hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
For I’d nippy and I bity
Under everybody’s nightie
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito.

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of coke,
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of coke,
For I’d go down with a slurp
And I’d come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of coke.

Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
For I’d sitty on the steeple
And I’d spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow.

Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
I would ooey and I