This is so tacky that I’m remaining anonymous. But I remember being taught this song in the early 70’s in “the hood”, where my aunt and her family lived. Of course, you remember the trash when you’re a child:

Your left, Your left
Your left, right left
My back is aching, my belts too tight
My booty’s shaking from left to right
abracadabra, soda crackers, evolution, revolution
eat the back of my butt, eat the back of my butt
Your momma, your poppa
your greasy granny, got a hole in her panties
And a big behind, like frankenstein
going beep-beep-beep
down Sesame Street.