Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat, little birdies’ dirty feet
Seven thousand pounds of prehistoric porpoise pus
And me without my spoon.
All together now
Scab sandwich with pus on top
Monkey vomit and camel snot
Put it all together and what’ve you got?
A typical McDonald’s milkshake.
(Sung to the tune of “The Old Gray Mare)
(Circa approx. 1965)