Fried ham fried ham
cheese and balogna
and after the macaroni
we’ll have onions and pickles and (something)
and then we’ll have some more fried ham fried ham fried ham

Second verse same as the first
under water and a whole lot worse
(then you try and sound like you’re singing under water… or like a baby, or really loud, or really quiet, or whatever)

Drove our guide leaders insane. 🙂