It was really Old Mr. Johnson, who had troubles of his own…

He had a yellow cat that wouldn’t leave his home
He tried and he tried to give the cat away
He gave it to a man going far, far away, BUT
The cat came back the very next day,
Oh the cat came back; they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn’t stay away.

Loved that song.

Does anyone remember the song about the guy named Charlie who got lost on the Boston subways (MTA) – “He never returned, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned, he will ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston, he’s the man who never returned…” That’s all I remember.