Miss Lucy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim

He swam to the bottom
He swam to the top
Miss Lucy got excited and she
Pulled him by his cocktail, ginger ale
Five Cents a glass
If you dont like it
Shove it up your…Ask me no more questions…
Ill tell you no more lies
A man got hit with a bag of S..t
Right between the eyes