Miss lucy had a baby she named him Tiny Tim. she put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. he drank up all the water. he ate up all the soap. he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn’t go down his throat. miss lucy called the doctor, miss lucy called the nurse, miss lucy called the lady with the alligator purse. in walked the doctor, in walked the nurse, in walked the lady with the alligator purse. mumps said the doctor, measles said the nurse, chicken pox said the lady with the alligator purse. i don’t know if there is anymore to it.

Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Miss lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to hell-o operator please get me number nine and if you can not get it you can show me your.. behind the fridgerator there is a piece of glass and if you dare to step on it it’ll go right up your as-k me no more questions i’ll tell you no more lies the boys are in the ——— pulling up their— flies are in the country bees are in the park the boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK, DARK, DARK

I don’t remember another verse. There were probably lots of versions. This verse had a couple of other lines. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, All dressed in black, black, black, With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back She asked her mother, mother, mother, For fifty cents, cents, cents, To see the elephants, elephants, elephants, Jump over the fence, fence, fence, They went so high, high, high They reached the sky, sky, sky They never came back, back, back, Till The Fourth of July, Ly, Ly.