Hi everyone! The songs on here are great!
Bring back so many memories!!! Here’s a few
more I didn’t see on here yet:

… another great ‘product song’…

Comet! It makes your mouth turn green,
Comet! It tastes like Vaseline,
Comet! It makes you vomit,
So get some Comet and vomit today
–Sung to the tune of the song they whistled in
“Bridge Over the River Kwai” (sp?)

Then, a favorite Girl Scout bus ride song…

A ding-dong, dong, dong, dong
Oh (name) don’t wear no socks…
I was there when she took ’em off…
She threw ’em on a bed…
Now the bed is turning red!
A ding-dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding-dong, dong, dong, dong
A Ding-Dong-
(and the person named would start a new
verse, naming someone else…using a
different rhyme)
Some of ours were:
She threw ’em in the air…
Now all the birds need Medicare!
She threw ’em in a box…
Now the box has chicken pox!
She threw ’em on the chair…
Now the chair is growing hair!

Anyone else know this & more verses???

And one last one (sung at school alot for
some reason-but of course NEVER in front of
the nuns!):

There goes (name)
floatin’ down the Delaware
chewin’ on (her /his) underwear
Couldn’t find another pair
Ten days later bitten by a polar bear
That’s how the polar bear died!

Pretty mean, as it was always used to taunt
the more unpopular kids!