Here’s one I picked up at summer camp:

In Derby Town in Derby Town
The streets are made of glass
Once you turn the corner
You’ll fall right on your

{Chorus}
Hocus pocus, crickety-crocus,
hum dum diddly-eye,
Once you’re been to Derby Town
You’ll feel the same as I.

In Derby Town in Derby Town
Two men were digging a ditch
One’s the son of a lawyer
The other’s the son of a
{Chorus}

In Derby Town in Derby Town
Two men were digging a well
One went to heaven
The other went to
{Chorus}

I especially like the second verse!