double double this this
double double that that
double this double that
double double this that

candy apples on a stick
makes my tummy go 246
not because im dirty
not because im clean
just because i kissed a boy behind a magazine
hey boys how bout a fight?
hey comes (boys name) with his pants on tight
he can wiggle
he can wobble
he can do the splits
but most of all he can kiss kiss kiss
with his red hot LIPS!

does anyone remember the one that goes something like:
i went to chinese checkers to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
they asked me what my name was and this is what i said said said (dont remember the rest)

i also forgot the rest of a similar one:
i went to chinese checkers to see a movie star…

please help if u know or have an idea or what it is